Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
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Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya ?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !
Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
" Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Titanic was sinking.
1 person : How much the earth is far from here?
2 person: 1 kilo meter.
1 person jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
2 person: Downwards !
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Santa ne apna dog bechna tha. Banta usko kharedna chahta tha.
Banta: Kya ye dog vafadar hai ?
Satna: Hanji, mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.
Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.